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umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road


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ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

(Source: pdlcomics)


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baby-fish-mouth:

gabbyneiers:

u rly don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone, if i’d told my 18-year-old self how much i drank last night and how hungover i still am she would laugh and be like “you are such a little bitch”

samesies


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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

it’s that time of year again

(Source: its-justaspark)

441,617 plays


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(Source: heyyyyyyyo)


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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women


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pleatedjeans:

via


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moriartystayingalive:

it’s always hilarious to me when protagonists in books about magic get their powers “at the stroke of midnight” on their 16th birthday or whatever, because it’s unlikely they were all born at precisely midnight. it’s like the magic was too lazy to find out the actual time of their birth and said, “Fuck it, just do it at midnight. Magic out.”


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sixpenceee:

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."


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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

image


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beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED


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"Hi, this is Joseph Fink."

-The real Joseph Fink, definitely. (via sailor-star-trek)
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befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better


38,729 notes ∞ Reblog 1 hour ago

i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr


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